JOKE.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

- “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
- “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.
- “And what do you deduce from that?”
.... Watson ponders for a minute. “Well:

· Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
· Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
· Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
· Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
· Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.
... “Watson, you are an idiot!!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

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hor·o·log·ic

   [hawr-uh-loj-ik, hor-]  Show IPA

–adjective

1.

of or pertaining to horology.

2.

of or pertaining to horologes.

.

Also, hor·o·log·i·cal.

Origin: 
1655–65;  < Late Latin hōrologicus  < Greek hōrologikós, equivalent to hōrolog-  ( see horologium) + -ikos -ic

—Related forms

hor·o·log·i·cal·ly, adverb

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